Can I have your autograph? I collect autographs from celebrities who use the last name "Stevens". I already have Sufjan and Shakin's. Your autograph would make my day, because I am just an 11 year old little boy in an iron lung with no friends and a good chance of getting repeated staph infections. Also, if there any truckers out there could they talk to me on their CBS? Also if there are any bikers out there could they bring me a teddy bear on their motorcycle? Also, if there are any MLB sluggers out there, could they dedicate a home run to me? Also, if anyone anywhere could send me a postcard I would be very happy.
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so this is why you came to bed at 1?
haha, yes! that and secretly watching the new season of Battlestar without you.
Can I have your autograph? I collect autographs from celebrities who use the last name "Stevens". I already have Sufjan and Shakin's. Your autograph would make my day, because I am just an 11 year old little boy in an iron lung with no friends and a good chance of getting repeated staph infections. Also, if there any truckers out there could they talk to me on their CBS? Also if there are any bikers out there could they bring me a teddy bear on their motorcycle? Also, if there are any MLB sluggers out there, could they dedicate a home run to me? Also, if anyone anywhere could send me a postcard I would be very happy.
Yes, I think that's it.
Yours,
Little Jimmy Weasel, sick child.
Little Jimmy, you get a box of Shake n' Bake.
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